Yet annother Hatman comic without US!

This is getting out of hand! How can we be the arch nemesis' of Hatman if he never encounters us!

Yeah, what are the writers thinking? It's like we never existed at all.

I think they want us to suffer. Perhaps they are just trying to give us a false hope, that they will finally leave us alone!

What do you think is going on?

Winter's coming soon!

Well, my little future slaves! Winter is soon approaching! The season in which I can use my powers to their fullest extent! I hope you all like the cold, because as soon as I finish creating my army of Super Villains and take over the world, I will cover the whole earth in frozen tundra!!! Don't think that just because we haven't appeared in the last few Hatman comics means The Terrible Trio are no longer a threat! In fact we have several plans to take over the world! I'd divulge them, but it would just tip off Stupid Hatman and his Stupid sidekick Indigo! Keep watching the weather!

~Super Cold Frozen Man

Glomo's Thoughts on the World: Back to School

I can't help but notice lately all the back-to-school ads on TV and I figured this is just the sorta topic a world-wise guy like myself ought to be addressin'.

Here's a tip, kids: I didn't go to school, and I turned out just fine.

I mean look at me, I live in an abandoned warehouse with my buds, I wear the same pair of shorts every single day, I eat out of garbage cans, I have failed not once, not twice, not even thrice, but FOUR times to defeat Hat-moron and Indi-geek, I've...

Wait a second...

Ok, you're probably reading this now and thinking that I indeed have NOT accomplished much in my short life and that going back to school, or I guess in my case just plain TO school, would help me out...

Well...

Let me just point out, uh...

Yeah, on second thought, you're right. Kids, you should probably go to school.

-A suddenly depressed Glomo

WHAT IS GOING ON!!!

The 3twins finally publish a new Hatman&Indigo comic, and we're not in it! What's up with that?!!! Perhaps this Midieville thing has poisoned the minds of the 3twins! How dare they have comics with a 'situational' villain. I thought the Terrible Trio was the nemesis of Hatman. I hope he is erased from existence forever! Serves him right!

-Super Cold Frozen Man

Well isn't this grand!

We finally get to have a nice vacation and our website gets invaded by a whole new show! Midieville! What does that even mean, and what do the 3Twins think by just giving us these 15 second teasers. I want more, who is Gidju and Marvin. What do they do, what is this show about, why can they move and we can't?

It's just frustrating, that's all.

Glomo's Thoughts on Being One

I just read Hatfreak's blog about being a year old, and I suddenly realized, hey, that means that I'm a year-old now too!

And did anyone bake me a birthday cake? Did I receive a single card? Was anyone so kind as to send a present my way?

NO!

Not even my so-called good-guy creator got me anything. He didn't even call me on the phone! Nooo, he was too busy with his own little birthday bash to even think about poor little Glomo!

It's just a good thing I didn't follow through on my idea for getting him a birthday present. I'm sure he really would have liked that life-size statue of me carved out of pepper-jack cheese!

-Glomo

Wallowing in Yet Another Defeat

Perhaps I am just doomed for failure. Perhaps I will never defeat Hatman and Indigo. Perhaps it's my lot in life to be no more than a dog-faced-freak who occasionally makes trite, sarcastic comments and then gets beat up on by the two biggest imbeciles in the world. At least that's all that my life has amounted to so far.

Yet again, Hatman and Indigo have stopped my buds and I from completing our evil schemes. They beat all three of us up, rescued Dopey's girlfriend, AND they did it all while stuck in each other's bodies! (You'll just have to watch the latest comic if you don't know what I'm talking about)

I am truly in my lowest hour... in fact, I wrote a poem about it. I'll go ahead and share it with you (and if you make fun of it I will hunt you down, so help me!):

Musings of a Yellow-Spotted-Cow-Dog, by Glomo

With the fins of a fish and a big horses tail,
You'd think this poor cow-dog would not be so frail.
But time after time I make plans then I lose,
Now when the alarm clock goes off I just want to hit snooze.

On the outside I may look all big and all gruff,
With my sarcastic comments I may sound mean and tough,
But deep on the inside I'm secretly crying,
What you see outside is actually lying.

What can I do to get rid of this pain?
If I don't do something soon I just may go insane?
"But Glomo," you say, "You're already crazy!"
Well I'd hit you for saying that, but I'm just too lazy.

I must beat Hatman and Indigo too,
I must do it fast; I must do it soon,
Or every day I'll be more sad than before,
And soon this poor cow-dog will just be no more.


Well, that's my poem. Look for Glomo's book of poetry available at a bookstore near you sometime soon... unless I get too lazy to finish it.

-Glomo

Super Waterlogged Wet Man

Greetings, underlings;

I have been struggling to re-constitute myself. When that stupid Indigo had his Stupid (temporary) sidekick slam into me in his shell, I was launched off the bridge and washed out into the Great Lakes. I had to float all the way to Lake Superior to have enough cold energy to turn back into my Superior self. Now I have to make my way back home to assist my imbecilic fellow Trioites, in the defeat of Hatman's precious girlfriend.

Well I guess I need to give up this computer, because the biker guy behind me wants to email his mommy.

Later
Super Cold Frozen Man

The Woes of Working Among Idiots

Ugh...

I can not believe the idiots I have to put up with.

All Zap Man had to do was follow some simple directions and Blonde would be history - but noooo! He couldn't even tie her to the right train tracks! And now I have to step in and bail him out. You probably don't realize how hard it is to do manual labor when you have flippers for hands.

Well, with any luck we can still carry out our evil plan, but no thanks to Super Cold Frozen Man. From what I hear he had Hatman and Indigo cornered but somehow they managed to beat him. Maybe he'll post about it later. Or you could take a look at what happened for yourself - http://www.3twins.net/Hatman%206b.swf

You know, sometimes I wish I could join a REAL super villain team - like those six guys that try and go after that eight-legged bug guy. I wonder if they have room for a stud like me?

-Glomo

Blast that Regular Man!

We had her! We were done bickering and we worked together as an evil trio should and we still lost her! It's all SuCoFro's (thats my new nickname for Super Cold Frozen Man) fault for creating that blasted Regular Man! When he came around there was nothing Glomo and I could do! We became those ghost things again. And as for SuCoFro, well, he turned into that sniveling boyscout and actually handed Blonde to Regular Man and apologized half a dozen times for being so evil! We may have to take this to a whole new level and work together with a three pronged attack. Right now I have kidnapped Blonde again, and have her tied to some train tracks, Glomo is setting the trap and SuCoFro is going to be creating a diversion (if he ever stops following Regular Man and lets himself get transformed back into SuCoFro). You can see the first part of our attack in the latest instalment of: The Adventures of Hatman & Indigo

The Trio Reunites!

To fill you all in, I went to Denny's and found Glomo and The Evil Zapman eating their midnight breakfast with Blonde tied up under the table.

Yeah, Frosty Face decided to give teamwork a chance, for a change.

My Zaplings were ever so delighted to have the family back together.

Hatman's gonna find us.

That Stupid Hatman's Stupid Girlfriend thinks Hatman can defeat us. but she is wrong!

When we work as a team, we can accomplish anything!

That's right, were Unstoppable!

Right, whatever!

Enough's Enough you Frosted Freak!

I'm sorry to tell you this Coldy-Claus, but Sparky and I have had it up to our snow-crusted eyeballs with your attempts at turning the world into your precious winter paradise! We aren't going to tolerate it anymore!

That's right, my prodigious partner in pandemonium! I mean not to be a traitor, but my coat and hat are really more of a spring line than they are winter wear.

So seeing as you don't seem to be capable of creating a winter awful-land without having an ice queen, we're taking Buttercup back!

Before you get the wrong idea, this does NOT mean we're giving her back to Hatman. He'll simply have to fend for himself. This also does not mean we're kicking you out of the trio - we still like you, we just think you have an ice problem.

Right, and being the true friends that we are, we have to intervene. This just ain't good for you man. You've got to realize that your attempts at freezing the world aren't just hurting us, they're hurting yourself too.

Needless to say - Blonde is no longer in the clutches of Super Cold Frozen Man - and it seems we stepped in just in time as moments after we took Blonde back, Hatman's imbecile of a side-kick used his hot pepper breath to melt Super Cold Frozen Man's ice-cave castle. The whole north side of town is now flooded. What a fool!

Well, hopefully we can carry out some kind of sinister deed while we still have Blonde - because we're fresh out of hiding places. I guess we're just going to take her back to Denny's.

YES - and we will make HER pay for ALL of our food! Bwa Ha Ha!!!

Sweet - then I'm ordering TWO grand slams! And a Moons over My-hammy!

Meaning nothing but the best for our frozen friend,

-Glomo and The Evil Zap Man

Super Cold Frozen Man takes the lead as the Best Trio-ite!

I, Super Cold Frozen Man, have succesfully captured Blonde Damsel (Hatman's girlfriend) and defeated the Stupid Hatman and his Stupid sidekick the Stupid Indigo. Blonde has agreed to be my Ice Queen over Super Cold Frozen Land, if I keep the frozen Hatman as an adornment in our throne room. I have agreed to this arangement, however I seem to have misplaced the Hatman. Any of the other Trio-ites may come sniveling back to me and beg to be a part of my royal court, and I may decide to deem them Knights of the Ice King. Soon I will expand the frozen land you all live in untill the entire world is covered in a large glacier! Then I will be Emperor of Super Cold Frozen World! (And I may make Glomo and Zapman Kings of their own small parts of this new world).
Bow down to your new king, Super Cold Frozen King!

-Super Cold Frozen Man

Glomo's Turn

Ha ha ha...

This is really good guys... you're gonna like this... heh heh heh.

See... I was thinking about how I've never kidnapped Blonde on my own but Zaps and Coldy have. And I was thinking about how that didn't make me look so good. So I figured I had to do something about that.

So here's the deal. If it would make me look good to kidnap Blone from Hatman, then imagine how good it would make me look to kidnap Blonde from the guy who kidnapped her from Hatman!

So last night I transformed into a zappling, snuck into the costume shop where Zapman was hiding out, found Blonde, told Zapman and his crew that I was going to go make sure her disguise was working properly, and then took off to my own hideout - a junkyard just outside of town!

Blonde's in the trunk of a car that'll probably be gettin' smashed sooner or later - and I've disguised myself as an ordinary guard dog.

Now who's the baddest member of the Terrible Trio?!

Ha ha ha!!!

-Glomo

Ha! I've kidnapped Blonde again!

Yes, it is true. I have kidnapped Blonde again! I'm hiding in an old abandonded costume shop. That way even if Hatman does find out where I am, he won't know who I am because I'll be wearing a disguise! My Zaplings are also in disguise. Several of them have joined into each disguise so as to be tall enough to fool Hatman. And this is the best part, I've disguised Blonde as well! So, even if Hatman reads this blog post he'll still be stumped!

Come after me Hatman, I dare you!

Bwa ha ha ha ha!