I'm sorry to tell you this Coldy-Claus, but Sparky and I have had it up to our snow-crusted eyeballs with your attempts at turning the world into your precious winter paradise! We aren't going to tolerate it anymore!
That's right, my prodigious partner in pandemonium! I mean not to be a traitor, but my coat and hat are really more of a spring line than they are winter wear.
So seeing as you don't seem to be capable of creating a winter awful-land without having an ice queen, we're taking Buttercup back!
Before you get the wrong idea, this does NOT mean we're giving her back to Hatman. He'll simply have to fend for himself. This also does not mean we're kicking you out of the trio - we still like you, we just think you have an ice problem.
Right, and being the true friends that we are, we have to intervene. This just ain't good for you man. You've got to realize that your attempts at freezing the world aren't just hurting us, they're hurting yourself too.
Needless to say - Blonde is no longer in the clutches of Super Cold Frozen Man - and it seems we stepped in just in time as moments after we took Blonde back, Hatman's imbecile of a side-kick used his hot pepper breath to melt Super Cold Frozen Man's ice-cave castle. The whole north side of town is now flooded. What a fool!
Well, hopefully we can carry out some kind of sinister deed while we still have Blonde - because we're fresh out of hiding places. I guess we're just going to take her back to Denny's.
YES - and we will make HER pay for ALL of our food! Bwa Ha Ha!!!
Sweet - then I'm ordering TWO grand slams! And a Moons over My-hammy!
Meaning nothing but the best for our frozen friend,
-Glomo and The Evil Zap Man
That's right, my prodigious partner in pandemonium! I mean not to be a traitor, but my coat and hat are really more of a spring line than they are winter wear.
So seeing as you don't seem to be capable of creating a winter awful-land without having an ice queen, we're taking Buttercup back!
Before you get the wrong idea, this does NOT mean we're giving her back to Hatman. He'll simply have to fend for himself. This also does not mean we're kicking you out of the trio - we still like you, we just think you have an ice problem.
Right, and being the true friends that we are, we have to intervene. This just ain't good for you man. You've got to realize that your attempts at freezing the world aren't just hurting us, they're hurting yourself too.
Needless to say - Blonde is no longer in the clutches of Super Cold Frozen Man - and it seems we stepped in just in time as moments after we took Blonde back, Hatman's imbecile of a side-kick used his hot pepper breath to melt Super Cold Frozen Man's ice-cave castle. The whole north side of town is now flooded. What a fool!
Well, hopefully we can carry out some kind of sinister deed while we still have Blonde - because we're fresh out of hiding places. I guess we're just going to take her back to Denny's.
YES - and we will make HER pay for ALL of our food! Bwa Ha Ha!!!
Sweet - then I'm ordering TWO grand slams! And a Moons over My-hammy!
Meaning nothing but the best for our frozen friend,
-Glomo and The Evil Zap Man
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