Zap Man's Secret Diary #211

Dear Diary,

It's me, The Evil Zap Man, again.

I'm just so mad at that big meanie Glomo. He called me girly again, and right in front of Super Cold Frozen Man too! Just because I'm the only member of the Terrible Trio who can't bench-press his own body weight... or even half his own body weight... OKAY, a quarter of my own body weight! Give me a break! Diary, I thought I could trust you, so stop making fun of me!

Anyway, you and I both know the truth, without my army of zaplings there's no chance those other two fools could ever defeat Hatman and Indigo! That's right, we know why Glomo makes fun of me. It's because he's jealous! Jealous that he can't spawn an endless army of little electrified minions!

Just watch, when Hatman and his little pet come after us for kidnapping his girlfriend's brother, I'm going to be there hero! Just you wait and see! Then who'll be laughing!

BWA HA HA HA HA!

Sincerely yours,

The Evil Zap Man

The beginnings of Greatness

Hi, Glomo fans!

I was reading those emails from 3twins.net, and noticed they're remaking the issue that has my origin. I thought that was a fitting story to redo, being the best character in Hatman & Indigo comics. I even heard that you'll get to see me in action, unlike the first rendition where I just got my butt kicked.

Lets hope I can defeat Hatman & Indigo on this go-round.

Glomo

The Trio Will Prevail!

Did you see that insipid Indigo's post today?

How DARE he be offended that our creators wore shirts depicting us, the great Terrible Trio, at their comic-con event!? It's about time that Hatman and Indigo realize who really runs the show around here! And yes, maybe the title of the comic SHOULD be changed to "The Adventures of The Evil Zap Man and those other two guys in the Terrible Trio!"

Mwa gaw bah gra!

(Excuse me, my precious little zaplings wanted to type a message.)

Anyway, even though this beautiful bald character might have stolen the villain role in Hatman and Indigo's world for now, you can expect that my sidekicks and I will be back before long to rid the world of those lousy do-gooders once and for all! And then you'll know why we get our faces on t-shirts while they're stuck with nothing but their names in the title of the comic, top-billing on the website, more screen time, and...

Wait... what's that?

GAA BA WHA!

Oh, I suppose those do sound better. No matter! The Trio may be down, but we won't stay there for long!

~The Evil Zap Man

Alas the end of an era!

Greetings Super Cold Frozen Fans,

After several attempts at keeping Winter around I have been forced to bow to the fate of Spring! This, I'm sure, makes you all as sad as me. If I wasn't so connected to these two warm loving imbeciles, the Terrible Trio hideout would be located at the north pole. Yes, I know that's where Santa Cause keeps his hideout, but I'm sure Zapman, and Glomo would be more than willing to assist me in the over through of that kingdom.

Actually I think that's what we should do. Hatman wouldn't know what to do if he received an electrified frozen lump of coal in his hatbox on Christmas morn'!

I guess I should wrap this blog thing up, and order my two minions to begin operation "Make Hatman's Christmas Bad!"

~SuCoFroMo
(That's my new 'hip' internet name)

Glomo's Thoughts on the World: Search Engines

Howdy my intro-net followers.

I'd like to think of myself as sorta cuttin' edge on this here world wide web. I mean, I blog, right? So you'd think that means I know what's goin' on - but I've just gotta say, something about this whole thing bothers me.

I hear all the time about how "a world of knowledge" is available at my fingertips, well, I sure haven't found it. Then somebody told me to just "google it," and when I finally found out what that meant I went ahead and typed, "world of knowledge" in that searchy bar thing and, well, I found stuff, but it sure as heck was not as exciting as you people keep making it out to be.

So being the smart and patient guy that I am I even tried typin' other junk in there like, "Stuff I Want To Know About," or "How To Do Junk." And you know what I came up with? NOTHIN'!

Then the other day someone said to me, "Glomo, you've got this all wrong. If you want to find all the information about anything you want to know then don't bother with a search, just try Wikipedia. You can type in any topic and it will tell you EVERYTHING there is to know about it!"

I have to say, I was suckered and thought this was my answer, so I tried it. I typed junk, I found out about junk, it seemed pretty cool. So then I thought to myself, "Glomo, there is just one test ya gotta give this thing to make sure it's as good as people say. Type your own name in that there line and see what it comes up with!"

So I did, and you know what I found?

THIS: Glomo.

I don't know what that is, but it ain't me!

So we're back to the drawing board. I think I'm pert near done with this whole web thing. So to all my loyal viewers out there let me just say, don't bother with the rest of the web. Just come here to my fellow Trio-ites and my blog and we'll tell ya everything you need to know.

Who's this new villain?

Mwa Ha Ha Ha Ha!

That foolish oaf Hatman thinks he beat the Terrible Trio just because he got rid of our evil narrator.  Ha!  I assure you that we are alive and well and plotting our next evil scheme!

Creating the Evil Narrator was just an accident, and even with that plan we nearly won!  Just wait and see what happens when we attack Hatman and Indigo ON PURPOSE!

As for now, I'd like to know more about this fearsome new foe, Bald.

Now THERE is a handsome woman!

~The Evil Zap Man

Yet annother Hatman comic without US!

This is getting out of hand! How can we be the arch nemesis' of Hatman if he never encounters us!

Yeah, what are the writers thinking? It's like we never existed at all.

I think they want us to suffer. Perhaps they are just trying to give us a false hope, that they will finally leave us alone!

What do you think is going on?