Glomo's Thoughts on the World #2: Christmas Caroling

It's time for me to rant again.

At about 9:00 last night I was minding my own business when for no good reason at all a big group of goofy lookin dudes knocks on the door of the secret hideout. I transformed into a big ogre lookin creature so I could scare them off, but just as I got to the door they started singing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas."

And as if that wasn't bad enough, when they were done, they sang another song! And another and another and another! And if that wasn't bad enough, all the songs they sang were about Christmas! I mean, at least they could broaden their horizons a bit!

So today I went to the trusty internet and did a little digging into this phenomenon, wanted to see if it's happened to anyone else before, and I found out that people do this all the time and it's called "Christmas Caroling." So, like, people actually enjoy walking from house to house and singing to people who in all likelyhood don't want to be sung to... and they only sing Christmas songs.

I think this must end.

We can start complaining about it here, and when I've gained enough support we'll try to get this thing banned.

Who's with me?

The Zaplings Speak!

My zaplings have been bugging me to put up another post since my two dimwitted sidekicks both have 2 posts each now and I only have my illustrious single post. So I decided that I would let them (my innumerous devilish offspring, zaplings, that is) post their thoughts on the tenacious tandem of tyrrany that is, Hatman & Indigo. They have been working on their typing and I think they are doing quite well. So here they are:

hI we am zap ling s! we h8 grey hat guy h8 duck too!

Well, Thank you, zaplings, for that wonderful display of your combined intellect! I suppose that will be all for now. I must go, my zaplings are attacking Glomo. Super Cold Frozen Man is trying to freeze them off of him. If you have any good ideas on training zaplings please let me know.

Winter Wonderland-Compliments of Super Cold Frozen Man

Good day, Hatman-Haters,

I, Super Cold Frozen Man, would like to take credit for the cold front that has swept America. I have worked hard these last few days to ensure the frozen freeways and the icy interstates stay that way for the rest of the year! Winter is my very favorite time of year! If any of you frozen fans are experiencing a heat wave, drop me a line and I can swoop down on my shield/sled and replace your shiny days with arctic blues.

-Super Cold Frozen Man

Glomo's thoughts on the world #1

You know, this whole war between the Terrible Trio and the Hat-twins is kinda pointless in my opinion. Seriously, we've got the upper-hand when it comes to powers, not to mention looks, plus we outnumber those suckers three-to-two.

"But wise and mighty Glomo," you might say, "Hatman and Indigo, ugly as they are, have already beat you three freakazoids before!"

Well, that might be true, but it was luck... blind, stinking luck.

So anyway, seeing as I'm right and there is no point in arguing over who is better (because we know the answer), I'm going to use my precious time spent on this blog to talk about other things.

That said, welcome to the first edition of Glomo's thoughts on the world. Today I'll be talking to you about something highly debated in our society today - cell phones.

Now, I don't have a cell-phone myself - I can't have that secret GPS stuff tracking me down. Glomo's business is Glomo's business, no one needs to know where I am. That said, if I did have one, let me tell you what would bug me about it to no end... roaming charges. What is the deal with that? You're on a cell phone, of course you're roaming! If you didn't need to roam you'd use one of those connected-to-the-wall deals! And how about text-messaging. Let's say I want to talk to Zap Man and tell him to meet me at 6:00 downtown. You can't just type "Meet me at 6:00 downtown" - Nooooo, you have to type "6_33_(wait a second)_33_8 [space] 6_33 [space] 2_8 [space] [mode] [number] 6 [mode] [symbol] : [mode] [number] 0_0 [mode] [alphabet] 3_666_9_66_8_666_9_66" If you're going to put in that much work, why not just call the guy? And don't even get me started on these stupid acronym things! LOL, Laugh Out Loud... more like Losers Omit Letters!

Anyway, that' enough outta me... I'm through.

-Glomo

Zaps thoughts on the Hat-dilema

I, the Evil Zapman, have a few things to say about that dasterdly duo, Hatman and Indigo, nkvfdiosh3eioadsnc0 kmnjqwe843m0zsdfgnop. I appologize for that my zaplings got in the way of my fingers whilst I was trying to type this angst ridden email. Join me and my two sidekicks, The ever transforming Glomo and Super Cold Frozen Man, as we fight against the tyranny that is Hatman and Indigo!

To be totally honest I don't see Indigo as much of a threat. He doesn't really have any powers that aren't inate in nature. I on the other hand, the greatest creation from that giant eyeballs for a face, Hatman, am far superior and could eviscerate that blue reptile/mammal/insect with but a whim and a mere zot from my littlest appendage! Ah, but I degress, please feel free to join me in my ramblings any time.

Super Cold Frozen Man cools things off for the Winter!

To all the fools who follow the mis-adventures of Hatman & Indigo,

I, Super Cold Frozen Man, appeal to your cold side. To rid the world of Hatman & Indigo, you must refrain from visiting their comics, and especially DO NOT order their merchandise! If they lose popularity, they will lose hope, and then I will be able rule the world in a frozen wonderland (with the help of those other two guys).

Please help us out and let us know what makes you FURIOUS about the Stupid Hatman & his loser friend Indigo. If we can share our loathings, then more will come to hate these do-gooders.

Thank you for your vile consideration,

Super Cold Frozen Man

Glomo Takes Charge

Well, well... looks like the "stupid yellow cow dog thing" isn't so dumb afterall... he went and figured out how to make a blog! Now my cohorts in crime and I can post all we want about how we hate that no-good do-gooder Hatman and his freaky sidekick Indigo.

Come back soon and find out how we plan on taking over the world!

And don't forget to watch our adventures at 3twins.net.

Later,

-Glomo