Glomo's Thoughts on the World #2: Christmas Caroling

It's time for me to rant again.

At about 9:00 last night I was minding my own business when for no good reason at all a big group of goofy lookin dudes knocks on the door of the secret hideout. I transformed into a big ogre lookin creature so I could scare them off, but just as I got to the door they started singing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas."

And as if that wasn't bad enough, when they were done, they sang another song! And another and another and another! And if that wasn't bad enough, all the songs they sang were about Christmas! I mean, at least they could broaden their horizons a bit!

So today I went to the trusty internet and did a little digging into this phenomenon, wanted to see if it's happened to anyone else before, and I found out that people do this all the time and it's called "Christmas Caroling." So, like, people actually enjoy walking from house to house and singing to people who in all likelyhood don't want to be sung to... and they only sing Christmas songs.

I think this must end.

We can start complaining about it here, and when I've gained enough support we'll try to get this thing banned.

Who's with me?

The Zaplings Speak!

My zaplings have been bugging me to put up another post since my two dimwitted sidekicks both have 2 posts each now and I only have my illustrious single post. So I decided that I would let them (my innumerous devilish offspring, zaplings, that is) post their thoughts on the tenacious tandem of tyrrany that is, Hatman & Indigo. They have been working on their typing and I think they are doing quite well. So here they are:

hI we am zap ling s! we h8 grey hat guy h8 duck too!

Well, Thank you, zaplings, for that wonderful display of your combined intellect! I suppose that will be all for now. I must go, my zaplings are attacking Glomo. Super Cold Frozen Man is trying to freeze them off of him. If you have any good ideas on training zaplings please let me know.

Winter Wonderland-Compliments of Super Cold Frozen Man

Good day, Hatman-Haters,

I, Super Cold Frozen Man, would like to take credit for the cold front that has swept America. I have worked hard these last few days to ensure the frozen freeways and the icy interstates stay that way for the rest of the year! Winter is my very favorite time of year! If any of you frozen fans are experiencing a heat wave, drop me a line and I can swoop down on my shield/sled and replace your shiny days with arctic blues.

-Super Cold Frozen Man