The Trio Reunites!

To fill you all in, I went to Denny's and found Glomo and The Evil Zapman eating their midnight breakfast with Blonde tied up under the table.

Yeah, Frosty Face decided to give teamwork a chance, for a change.

My Zaplings were ever so delighted to have the family back together.

Hatman's gonna find us.

That Stupid Hatman's Stupid Girlfriend thinks Hatman can defeat us. but she is wrong!

When we work as a team, we can accomplish anything!

That's right, were Unstoppable!

Right, whatever!

Enough's Enough you Frosted Freak!

I'm sorry to tell you this Coldy-Claus, but Sparky and I have had it up to our snow-crusted eyeballs with your attempts at turning the world into your precious winter paradise! We aren't going to tolerate it anymore!

That's right, my prodigious partner in pandemonium! I mean not to be a traitor, but my coat and hat are really more of a spring line than they are winter wear.

So seeing as you don't seem to be capable of creating a winter awful-land without having an ice queen, we're taking Buttercup back!

Before you get the wrong idea, this does NOT mean we're giving her back to Hatman. He'll simply have to fend for himself. This also does not mean we're kicking you out of the trio - we still like you, we just think you have an ice problem.

Right, and being the true friends that we are, we have to intervene. This just ain't good for you man. You've got to realize that your attempts at freezing the world aren't just hurting us, they're hurting yourself too.

Needless to say - Blonde is no longer in the clutches of Super Cold Frozen Man - and it seems we stepped in just in time as moments after we took Blonde back, Hatman's imbecile of a side-kick used his hot pepper breath to melt Super Cold Frozen Man's ice-cave castle. The whole north side of town is now flooded. What a fool!

Well, hopefully we can carry out some kind of sinister deed while we still have Blonde - because we're fresh out of hiding places. I guess we're just going to take her back to Denny's.

YES - and we will make HER pay for ALL of our food! Bwa Ha Ha!!!

Sweet - then I'm ordering TWO grand slams! And a Moons over My-hammy!

Meaning nothing but the best for our frozen friend,

-Glomo and The Evil Zap Man

Super Cold Frozen Man takes the lead as the Best Trio-ite!

I, Super Cold Frozen Man, have succesfully captured Blonde Damsel (Hatman's girlfriend) and defeated the Stupid Hatman and his Stupid sidekick the Stupid Indigo. Blonde has agreed to be my Ice Queen over Super Cold Frozen Land, if I keep the frozen Hatman as an adornment in our throne room. I have agreed to this arangement, however I seem to have misplaced the Hatman. Any of the other Trio-ites may come sniveling back to me and beg to be a part of my royal court, and I may decide to deem them Knights of the Ice King. Soon I will expand the frozen land you all live in untill the entire world is covered in a large glacier! Then I will be Emperor of Super Cold Frozen World! (And I may make Glomo and Zapman Kings of their own small parts of this new world).
Bow down to your new king, Super Cold Frozen King!

-Super Cold Frozen Man

Glomo's Turn

Ha ha ha...

This is really good guys... you're gonna like this... heh heh heh.

See... I was thinking about how I've never kidnapped Blonde on my own but Zaps and Coldy have. And I was thinking about how that didn't make me look so good. So I figured I had to do something about that.

So here's the deal. If it would make me look good to kidnap Blone from Hatman, then imagine how good it would make me look to kidnap Blonde from the guy who kidnapped her from Hatman!

So last night I transformed into a zappling, snuck into the costume shop where Zapman was hiding out, found Blonde, told Zapman and his crew that I was going to go make sure her disguise was working properly, and then took off to my own hideout - a junkyard just outside of town!

Blonde's in the trunk of a car that'll probably be gettin' smashed sooner or later - and I've disguised myself as an ordinary guard dog.

Now who's the baddest member of the Terrible Trio?!

Ha ha ha!!!

-Glomo

Ha! I've kidnapped Blonde again!

Yes, it is true. I have kidnapped Blonde again! I'm hiding in an old abandonded costume shop. That way even if Hatman does find out where I am, he won't know who I am because I'll be wearing a disguise! My Zaplings are also in disguise. Several of them have joined into each disguise so as to be tall enough to fool Hatman. And this is the best part, I've disguised Blonde as well! So, even if Hatman reads this blog post he'll still be stumped!

Come after me Hatman, I dare you!

Bwa ha ha ha ha!