I can't help but notice lately all the back-to-school ads on TV and I figured this is just the sorta topic a world-wise guy like myself ought to be addressin'.
Here's a tip, kids: I didn't go to school, and I turned out just fine.
I mean look at me, I live in an abandoned warehouse with my buds, I wear the same pair of shorts every single day, I eat out of garbage cans, I have failed not once, not twice, not even thrice, but FOUR times to defeat Hat-moron and Indi-geek, I've...
Wait a second...
Ok, you're probably reading this now and thinking that I indeed have NOT accomplished much in my short life and that going back to school, or I guess in my case just plain TO school, would help me out...
Well...
Let me just point out, uh...
Yeah, on second thought, you're right. Kids, you should probably go to school.
-A suddenly depressed Glomo
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School! I never went to school and I am way more brilliant than you!
-The Evil Zapman
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