Dear Diary,
It's me, The Evil Zap Man, again.
I'm just so mad at that big meanie Glomo. He called me girly again, and right in front of Super Cold Frozen Man too! Just because I'm the only member of the Terrible Trio who can't bench-press his own body weight... or even half his own body weight... OKAY, a quarter of my own body weight! Give me a break! Diary, I thought I could trust you, so stop making fun of me!
Anyway, you and I both know the truth, without my army of zaplings there's no chance those other two fools could ever defeat Hatman and Indigo! That's right, we know why Glomo makes fun of me. It's because he's jealous! Jealous that he can't spawn an endless army of little electrified minions!
Just watch, when Hatman and his little pet come after us for kidnapping his girlfriend's brother, I'm going to be there hero! Just you wait and see! Then who'll be laughing!
BWA HA HA HA HA!
Sincerely yours,
The Evil Zap Man
03 November, 2008
Zap Man's Secret Diary #211
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2 comments:
Hey, dufas, I'M still laughing!
You posted your girly diary on the blog instead of... ah... in your diary.
And now that I know you HAVE a secret diary, I guess I'll spend the rest of the day looking for it!
What a dork!
~Glomo
CURSES!
~Zap Man
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