
Did you see that insipid Indigo's post today?
How DARE he be offended that our creators wore shirts depicting us, the great Terrible Trio, at their comic-con event!? It's about time that Hatman and Indigo realize who really runs the show around here! And yes, maybe the title of the comic SHOULD be changed to "The Adventures of The Evil Zap Man and those other two guys in the Terrible Trio!"
Mwa gaw bah gra!
(Excuse me, my precious little zaplings wanted to type a message.)
Anyway, even though this beautiful bald character might have stolen the villain role in Hatman and Indigo's world for now, you can expect that my sidekicks and I will be back before long to rid the world of those lousy do-gooders once and for all! And then you'll know why we get our faces on t-shirts while they're stuck with nothing but their names in the title of the comic, top-billing on the website, more screen time, and...
Wait... what's that?
GAA BA WHA!
Oh, I suppose those do sound better. No matter! The Trio may be down, but we won't stay there for long!
~The Evil Zap Man


3 comments:
Um, don't you mean the title of the comic should be "Super Awesome Tales of Glomo and his doofas sidekicks?"
~Glomo
No, I believe I was correct the first time.
-Zapman
Oh, would you two stop your bickering! The title of the comic isn't going to be changed, but maybe if you're good the creators will give you your own mini-issue someday.
-Hatman
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