You know, this whole war between the Terrible Trio and the Hat-twins is kinda pointless in my opinion. Seriously, we've got the upper-hand when it comes to powers, not to mention looks, plus we outnumber those suckers three-to-two.
"But wise and mighty Glomo," you might say, "Hatman and Indigo, ugly as they are, have already beat you three freakazoids before!"
Well, that might be true, but it was luck... blind, stinking luck.
So anyway, seeing as I'm right and there is no point in arguing over who is better (because we know the answer), I'm going to use my precious time spent on this blog to talk about other things.
That said, welcome to the first edition of Glomo's thoughts on the world. Today I'll be talking to you about something highly debated in our society today - cell phones.
Now, I don't have a cell-phone myself - I can't have that secret GPS stuff tracking me down. Glomo's business is Glomo's business, no one needs to know where I am. That said, if I did have one, let me tell you what would bug me about it to no end... roaming charges. What is the deal with that? You're on a cell phone, of course you're roaming! If you didn't need to roam you'd use one of those connected-to-the-wall deals! And how about text-messaging. Let's say I want to talk to Zap Man and tell him to meet me at 6:00 downtown. You can't just type "Meet me at 6:00 downtown" - Nooooo, you have to type "6_33_(wait a second)_33_8 [space] 6_33 [space] 2_8 [space] [mode] [number] 6 [mode] [symbol] : [mode] [number] 0_0 [mode] [alphabet] 3_666_9_66_8_666_9_66" If you're going to put in that much work, why not just call the guy? And don't even get me started on these stupid acronym things! LOL, Laugh Out Loud... more like Losers Omit Letters!
Anyway, that' enough outta me... I'm through.
-Glomo
1 comment:
I think your just too yellow to get with the 21st century. You were only created earlyer this year and you act like a 70 year old man. What's up with that?
-Indigo
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